Blowfly Alarm Clock

Blowfly Alarm ClockAre you always late for work? Does your alarm clock fail to wake you up in the morning? Have you developed a reflex action that bashes the ‘alarm off’ button while you carry on counting sheep?

Hard core slumberers and die hard alarm ‘snooze button’ activators fed up with always being late may find the Flying Alarm Clock the answer to their problems.

Like most bedside alarm clocks, there’s a big LCD display and buttons for setting the time and alarm.

Unlike regular alarm clocks however, there’s no snooze button to be found and – as you can see – there’s a rather curious contraption sitting on top of the clock.

Blowfly Alarm ClockWhen it’s time for you to get out of your jimjams, this totally daft clock launches a flying propeller that hovers around the room, making strange buzzing noises while the clock’s alarm sounds.

The only way to shut the thing up is to get out of bed and put the propeller back on the clock – by which time you should be wide awake (or have your neighbours hammering through your walls in rage).

The clock is a commercial development of an idea that won a prize in the Taiwan International Design competition in 2005 and has just appeared for sale on a Danish website for around £27.

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PC World Says Farewell To Floppy Disks

PC World Says Farewell To Floppy DisksElectronics giant PC World has announced that it is to stop selling floppy disks once the current stocks run out.

First introduced by IBM way back in 1969 as a big flapping thing, the floppy disk hit mainstream consumers after Sony released the familiar 3.5 inch format in 1981.

From then on, floppy disk became the de facto storage standard right up to the late 90s as its feeble storage capacity (1.44MB) failed to compete with an onslaught of cheap memory storage formats including memory cards, USB keys, rewritable CDs and removable hard drives all capable of holding gigabytes of data.

PC World also commented that the increased availability of broadband and wireless internet connections has more or less consigned small-scale removable storage devices into the technology dustbin.

PC World Says Farewell To Floppy DisksIn decline since the late 1990s, the floppy once ruled supreme, shifting more than two billion units in 1998 – a figure now down to a measly 700 million last year.

Of course, you’ll still be able to pick up floppy disks elsewhere for now, but the end is surely nigh for this long serving piece of technology.

Although we’re tempted to get a bit misty eyed at the fall of the trusty floppy, we still can’t quite forget the long nights spent feeding our Amiga 1200 (and later our PC) masses of floppies containing programs spanned over several disks only to hear the grinding sound of doom right at the end.

Although we certainly got familiar with the “Non-system disk or disk error – Replace and press any key” error message over the years too, we’ll still miss the things – and they were always a satisfying shape to throw around the office when the network went down too.

So farewell, dear floppy. You served us well.

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iTunes Illegal Declares Norway Consumer Watchdog

iTunes Illegal Declares Norway Consumer WatchdogNorway has declared iTunes to be illegal because it doesn’t allow songs downloaded from the online music store to be played on any other equipment except their own, today’s FT reported.

This is the first time, worldwide, for action like this to have been successful, despite bodies in other countries threatening the same, including France.

The decision by the Norwegian consumer watchdog, which the FT describes as “powerful” is based on Apple’s restrictive approach breaking their consumer protection laws.

Apple have until the 1 October deadline to make their FairPlay DRM schema available to other technology companies or face fines, or ultimately have the service shutdown.

iTunes Illegal Declares Norway Consumer WatchdogThe original complaint was made by Torgeir Waterhouse, senior advisor to the Norwegian Consumer Council. He told the FT that “he was in negotiations with pan_European consumer groups to present a unified position on iTunes’ legality.”

Worrying news for Apple, especially when they hear that Germany and France have joined Sweden and Finland. When added together, this comprises more than 100m European consumers.

Samsung Ultra Edition 10.9 World’s Slimmest Slider Phone

Samsung Ultra Edition 10.9 World's Slimmest Slider PhoneSlimmer than a hungry supermodel deprived of her daily slice of crispbread, Samsung’s new Ultra Edition 10.9 slider has proudly grabbed the honours to claim the accolade as the “world’s slimmest” slider phone.

Snaffling the crown from the previous super-skinny champ – Samsung’s very own D900 – the new phone sees the designers shaving 2 mm from the thickness of the previous champ to create a phone that is in danger of doubling up as a razor.

The all-black slip of a thing offers a simple interface, with a circular controller and call start/end buttons accompanying the largish screen, with the numeric keypad sliding out from underneath.

Samsung Ultra Edition 10.9 World's Slimmest Slider PhoneDespite its wisp-like dimensions, Samsung have still managed to squeeze in a fair amount of functionality, with a 3.2-megapixel camera on the back of the phone for grabbing stills.

Naturally, there’s an MP3 player onboard plus Bluetooth, video playback/ video out, backed by a fairly reasonable 80MB of internal memory, with a built-in microSD slot offering the option to load up additional tunes.

Much as we love the look of these new super-slim phones, and appreciate how cool and trendy they look tucked into the back pocket of a model’s super-tight jeans, we fear they’re not for us.

Samsung Ultra Edition 10.9 World's Slimmest Slider PhoneAfter all, judging by the way our Treo 650 has been battered about during visits to football games and ale-slopping nights at the pub, we reckon the Ultra Edition 10.9 would soon become the Broken Edition 10.9 within hours.

Still, if you’re a trendsetting kind of groover that treats your phone like it’s a precious object, then you may well love Samsung’s new number, although you’ll have to wait until more details of the phone are released at the 3GSM Congress in Barcelona next month.

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Scottish School Kids Get Free PDAs

Scottish School kids Get Free PDAsBack in our day we lived in an old water tank on a rubbish tip and considered ourselves lucky if we ate two bits of cold gravel for lunch and had a broken pen for our school work.

But kids today are spoilt rotten, with nearly 60,000 pupils across the Lothians being dished out PDAs, all for nowt.

So far, four Lothian councils are involved in the project, and are currently considering pooling their assets to form a charitable trust and thus become eligible for Lottery funding.

Scottish School kids Get Free PDAsThe Scottish initiative – costing £25 million – will see all pupils over the age of 10 in selected schools being handed shiny new PDAs, with 6,000 teachers also enjoying the freebie onslaught.

And if all that wasn’t enough, the kids will also be given access to free wireless Internet under the £25m scheme, designed to boost learning in Scotland.

The bumper PDA giveaway follows a successful pilot scheme in Wolverhampton which reported improved results in boffin topics like mathematics and science once the kids were armed with PDAs.

Scottish School kids Get Free PDAsThe scheme will also provide free wireless Internet in a move to keep children interested in schoolwork by giving them online access to course material and homework.

While we’re all for new technology being used in education, we still think the first thing that will cross the kids’ minds when they’re handed their PDA will be, “can I get any games for this?”

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The iDontWantOne: Private Eye Mocks The iPhone

The brilliant Private Eye, satirical magazine of the UK, has a fake advert for the Apple iPhone.

The iDontWantOne: Private Eye Mocks The iPhoneThe headline? At last, from Apple – The iDontWantOne with a photo of the iPhone underneath it.

The gist of the jest is that it’s over-complicated for normal mortals and is highly likely to malfunction. After you’ve used the phone to call Apple customer support and tried to text them and failed, you can use it as an iBrick with a paper note attached to it saying “Why doesn’t your stuff work properly?”

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The ultimate in hand-held technology! Now using the all-in-one device you can take a photo, download songs, play videos, access the internet and then with the iPhone you can ring up Apple to complain that none of the above facilities work. And if the phone doesn’t work you can text the customer services department – unless that doesn’t work either, in which case you can use it as a brick (the iBrick facility) to throw through the window of the Apple store, attached to a lo-tech hand-written note saying, “Why doesn’t your stuff work properly?”

Referring to the oft-used phrase of bad support departments, they have an insert with “Try turning it off and then on again,” underneath a photo of The Steve.

Given Apple’s legal-happy status currently, they may be contacting The Eye – not something that will phase them, they’ve had far bigger legal battles and won before.

Besides the great jests that Private Eye have against the irrelevant, they also carry out real journalism – actually investigating wrongs and exposing them – something of a rarity in most publications.

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My Book Pro 500GB Drive: Review (87%)

Western Digital My Book 500GB Pro Edition ReviewAttractively designed in a rounded sleek metal jacket and sporting a funky blue capacity gauge, Western Digital’s MyBook range of external hard drives are aimed at consumers looking for a stylish solution to their storage problems.

The drives can be used horizontally or vertically and come in two sizes – 250GB or 500GB, – and three ‘editions’ offering extra features.

We reviewed the 500GB My Book Pro Edition which offers three ways of hooking up the drive to your PC; FireWire 800, FireWire 400, and USB 2.0.

All leads were provided in the box, and we tested both the FireWire 400, and USB 2.0 interfaces with no problem.

Also bundled in the package is the handy EMC Retrospect Express backup and recovery software, with the drive coming with a 3-year limited warranty.

Western Digital My Book 500GB Pro Edition ReviewSetting up the drive was a cinch: we simply plugged the drive into a USB port our Windows XP machine, and the drive utilities were automatically installed.

With the drivers installed, we were able to switch to our preferred FireWire 400 connection and the drive was ready for use.

Blue light fever
As the name suggests, the drive is hardback-sized, and could sit happily on a bookshelf although the glowing blue capacity gauge on the front might look a tad odd amongst the Mills & Boon.

Western Digital My Book 500GB Pro Edition ReviewWe loved the glowing gauge though: it fades in and out when the drive is turned on and off and does a nice little shimmy when in use.

The outer ring displays the power/activity functions, while the inner ring is split into six sections which illuminate as the space is progressively used up. It’s a nice touch.

Lurking inside the 500GB drive is a 7,200rpm drive with a 16MB cache and a quoted seek time of 8.9ms, and we found it very fast in use and had no problems running video files straight off the disk.

Right now we can’t imagine filling up that 500GB in a hurry, but for drive space demons, Western Digital has recently announced the My Book Pro Edition II, which crams in two 500GB drives in an extended case to give you a massive whopping 1TB of storage – enough for about a zillion photographs (all right, up to 284,000 photos according to Western Digital’s figures).

Western Digital My Book 500GB Pro Edition ReviewAlthough the drive is quiet in use, you can certainly feel it vibrating if you’ve got it on the same surface as your machine, so we recommend lobbing it up on to a shelf.

Conclusion
We loved the My Book so much we went out and bought the thing – so now we won’t have any excuses to not back up our data.

It’s a shame that there’s no networking option, but with an online price hovering around the £180, the My Book drive still represents remarkable value for money.

With a choice of three interfaces, we should have no problem using the drive with a variety of desktop PCs and laptops, and unlike many other external hard drives, this one actually looks nice too.

Western Digital My Book 500GB Pro Edition ReviewOur verdict
Features: 75%
Ease of Use: 85%
Build Quality: 90%
Overall: 87%

Specs
Performance Specifications
Rotational Speed 7,200 RPM (nominal)
Average Latency 4.20 ms (nominal)
Seek Times
Read Seek Time 8.9 ms
Track-To-Track Seek Time 2.0 ms (average)
Serial Transfer Rate
FireWire 800
Serial Bus Transfer Rate (1394b) 800 Mbits/s (Max)
FireWire 400
Serial Bus Transfer Rate (1394a) 400 Mbits/s (Max)
USB 2.0
Serial Bus Transfer Rate (USB 2.0) 480 Mbits/s (Max)
Physical Specifications
Formatted Capacity 500,107 MB
Capacity 500 GB
Interface Triple Interface
Physical Dimensions
Height 6.780 Inches (Max)- 172.2 mm (Max)
Length 5.630 Inches (Max) – 143 mm (Max)
Width 2.23 Inches – 56.7 mm
Weight 2.60 Pounds – 1.2 kg
Electrical Specifications
Current Requirements
Power Dissipation
AC Input Voltage 100-240 VAC
AC Input Frequency 47-63 Hz

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Asus Lamborghini-Branded Laptop Announced

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopAsus has announced some of technical details of its second generation luxury laptop, the Lamborghini branded VX2, which comes compete with a leather-bound palm rest.

We’re not quite sure what kind of market that Asus is hoping to attract with this heady mix of Lamborghini and black leather (a fast driving heavy metal fan, perhaps?), but the laptop sure looks mighty purdy, encased in an aluminium-magnesium alloy or carbon fibre surround with a super shiny lid..

Lurking inside the upmarket casing is 13.3-inch 1,280×800 pixel WXGA display, a large keyboard, 120GB hard drive, integrated 1.3 megapixel webcam, DVD super multi drive and an equally shiny copy of Windows Vista (Home Premium edition installed by default).

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopDespite the Lamborghini badge on the lid, you won’t find a v8 engine inside but a rather sprightly 1.83GHz Core 2 Duo T5600 processor with Intel 945GM Express integrated graphics and 1GB of memory (with an option to install an extra half a gig).

There’s bluetooth and WiFi onboard, naturellement, with the standard battery keeping the laptop revved up for around 2.7 hours of juice on a single charge.

An optional extended battery nearly doubles the uptime at the expense of a distinctly Morris Minor-esque lardy bulk sticking out of the back of the machine.

Wrapping up the specs is three USB 2.0 ports, a Firewire/IEEE 1394 interface, Gigabit Ethernet, IEEE 802.11a/b/g wireless LAN and a V.92 modem for traditionalists looking for that authentic 1997 surfing experience.

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopThe lappie weighs in at 1.86kg (2kg with extended battery) and measures up at 317×228.6×32.15~37.5mm.

The leather clad beast is expected to slither out of Japanese shops at the end of the month for about 249,800 Yen, which is something like $2,000, or just over a grand in good ol British spondulas.

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Apple Fans Are Nuts. The iPhone Launch Proves It

Apple Fans Are NutsOK, we all know the details now. Apple are releasing a phone – and it’s a looker. Hurrah.

For anyone who has the slightest interest in technology, this isn’t shocking given their track record.

What we found strange watching the video of the iPhone event, even disturbing, was the reaction of the audience.

For an English, or perhaps more widely, a non-American audience, the reaction of the crowd at the MacWorld event is odd – religious even.

As Ryan Block of Engadget said when covering the event live

10:29 – People are rapt, everyone is actually literally leaning forward and on the edge of their seat. We’ve never seen a presentation like this before.

There’s a huge imbalance here.

Let’s try and get some perspective on this – these are just products. Objects that you buy and use.

Yes the phone looks great; Yes rumours of it have been circulating for years and the anticipation was high; Yes the usage of the phone looks well thought out – but it it just a phone.

The reaction of the crowd is as if The Steve was announcing a significant medical break through, or the end of a war.

Strangely, the most enthusiastic reaction from the crowd was before any of the details of this were known, it was just after the mention that they would be releasing a phone.

Apple is a master at PR, so a lot of this excitement has been managed … and it’s been built up for a long time – all designed for a reaction like this. And judging by the recording of the event, it’s worked well.

Sandisk Release 8GB Sansa View Portable Video Player

Sandisk have announced their first widescreen portable media player, regaling under the name, “Sansa View.”

Sandisk Release 8GB Sansa View Portable Video PlayerMeasuring up at a pocketable 78.5mm x 123mm x 16.9mm, the flash-based player comes with a large 4″ widescreen display and can display photos up to 16 megapixels, making it handy for photographers on the move.

The Sansa View comes with 8GB of internal flash memory – that’ll give you space for up to 33 video hours of video, 2,000 MP3 songs or thousands of photos – with the option to combine photos and music into a slideshow, if that’s your kind of thing.

The player comes with a bundle of preloaded content including full-length movies, short films, video clips, music and photos. If it’s anything like the free stuff that usually gets shunted onto media players, we predict users will soon be familiarising themselves with the joys of the ‘get this crap off my machine’ button.

So long as punters are happy to shell out for content, they should have no problem filling the Sansa with tunes, with the device compatible with
download and music subscription services like Rhapsody, MTV Urge and Yahoo! Music, as well as supporting Windows Media Player 10 or 11 for syncing of content. But no iTunes.

Sandisk Release 8GB Sansa View Portable Video PlayerExternal storage options come in the shape of a slot for SD and the new SD High Capacity (SDHC) cards.

There’s a built in speaker for video and music playback, or the device can be hooked up to a TV (up to 1080i with docking station) or a home hi-fi via an AV-output connector.

Powered by a rechargeable, removable Li-Polymer battery, Sansa claim a battery life of four hours of continuous video playback and 10 hours of continuous audio playback.

The Yanks and Canucks are set to get their grubby mitts on the device first, with a first quarter release date scheduled, with Europe following in the second quarter.

Pricing is $299 (around £155) and at that low price we can just about forgive them for the lack of FM radio and Wi-Fi.

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