Asus Lamborghini-Branded Laptop Announced

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopAsus has announced some of technical details of its second generation luxury laptop, the Lamborghini branded VX2, which comes compete with a leather-bound palm rest.

We’re not quite sure what kind of market that Asus is hoping to attract with this heady mix of Lamborghini and black leather (a fast driving heavy metal fan, perhaps?), but the laptop sure looks mighty purdy, encased in an aluminium-magnesium alloy or carbon fibre surround with a super shiny lid..

Lurking inside the upmarket casing is 13.3-inch 1,280×800 pixel WXGA display, a large keyboard, 120GB hard drive, integrated 1.3 megapixel webcam, DVD super multi drive and an equally shiny copy of Windows Vista (Home Premium edition installed by default).

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopDespite the Lamborghini badge on the lid, you won’t find a v8 engine inside but a rather sprightly 1.83GHz Core 2 Duo T5600 processor with Intel 945GM Express integrated graphics and 1GB of memory (with an option to install an extra half a gig).

There’s bluetooth and WiFi onboard, naturellement, with the standard battery keeping the laptop revved up for around 2.7 hours of juice on a single charge.

An optional extended battery nearly doubles the uptime at the expense of a distinctly Morris Minor-esque lardy bulk sticking out of the back of the machine.

Wrapping up the specs is three USB 2.0 ports, a Firewire/IEEE 1394 interface, Gigabit Ethernet, IEEE 802.11a/b/g wireless LAN and a V.92 modem for traditionalists looking for that authentic 1997 surfing experience.

Asus Announces Upmarket Lamborghini-Branded LaptopThe lappie weighs in at 1.86kg (2kg with extended battery) and measures up at 317×228.6×32.15~37.5mm.

The leather clad beast is expected to slither out of Japanese shops at the end of the month for about 249,800 Yen, which is something like $2,000, or just over a grand in good ol British spondulas.

[Via Reg Hardware]

Samsung Introduces One-Month Laptop Battery

Samsung Introduces One-Month Laptop BatteryThe boffins at Samsung have developed a super long life fuel cell expansion dock that will keep laptops powered up for over a month.

Scheduled for commercial production by the end of this year, the company managed to get one of their Q35 ultra portable notebook computers to run for an astonishing 5 weeks using the dock, with the machine powered up for 8 hours a day.

The uber-battery runs on Methanol, a form of alcohol (no, you can’t drink it if you fancy a bevy) and can deliver a maximum output of 20 Watts, with a maximum storage capacity of 1,200Wh.

Samsung Introduces One-Month Laptop BatterySamsung’s dock clips on the back of the laptop and measures up around the same size as a regular laptop docking station.

Apparently, fuel dock designs traditionally make a bit of racket (we’re not sure why) but Samsung say that their beefy power cell will be no noisier than regular laptops.

Samsung say that a miniature version of this fuel cell is in the pipeline too, with just a teacup’s worth of fuel managing to notch up a massive 15 hours of life.

For those of you who like the ‘science bit’ on shampoo adverts, we can tell you that the technology goes under the name of DMFC (Direct Methanol Fuel Cell) and does it stuff by oxidising liquid methanol on a catalyst to form carbon dioxide.

Or something like that.

Samsung UK
Methanol (Wikipedia)

4oD Review: Geo-Blocking Problems

4oD Review: Geo-Blocking FailsChannel 4 are having problems delivering their 4OD, Geo-restricted content to their UK-based consumers.

Following the launch of 4oD on wednesday, we were really keen to try the service out. It became available a little after the expected mid-day launch, but frankly who’s counting.

We got the software down and were really impressed with the way it looked. Channel 4 really know how to design stuff that looks good and is easy to interact with. Bold use of large graphics and well executed example pieces of video viewable, just my mousing over. A really good job.

We thought we’d initially test out service by using the freely available porgrammes, two of which are given away each week. Plumbing for Trigger Happy, we clicked with some excitement.

Disappointment hit when we found that Channel 4, or at least their geo-sensing service thought we were outside the UK, and therefore refused to deliver the content to us (see image).

4oD Review: Geo-Blocking Fails

Geo-sensing is used by a growing number of Web-based service, as it gives them knowledge of where users are coming from. By looking up the originating IP address, the theory is that they can tell which country you’re in, or in even more detail than that sometimes.

It’s features are all the more important to distributers of content that has a restricted license, like video content. If the content is licensed for UK use, the rights holds want assurance that it can only get to people in the UK.

This is all fine and dandy – if the geo-sensing is correct. We’re with Metronet, now part of Plus.net. They’re a significant player in the ISP game, so much so that BT has made a cash bid for them.

We reported the problem to Channel 4 a couple of hours after launch, providing various pieces of helpful information over a number of emails. We understood that they’d be getting right on to it. While we know that these things take a little time, we pretty surprised that it hasn’t been fixed two days later

We’re sure that other people with different ISP’s are able to view the content, just surprised that companies who are selling geo-sensing service are not correct as to what is in the UK and what’s outside.

We hope that Channel-4 and their geo-sensing provider can get their wrinkles ironed out – they’re missing income here.

Channel 4oD

OLPC: Production Machine Arrives: Photos

The One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) movement got a boost this week when their first production model arrived at their offices.

There’s little surprise that at such a tech’d up organisation that someone had a digital camera there to capture the moment.

Have a flick though the snaps and you’ll see the sheer joy of those involved as they get to touch the baby that they’ve been working so hard on.

For us, the biggest surprise is the sheer smallness of it – when you see it sitting on top another ‘normal’ laptop it will be clear.

The design on the first OLPC machine has stayed pretty similar to the version that was floated when it was ‘virtually’ ready, with the exception of the lack on handle to produce electricity.

Details of who will supply key components are also starting to emerge with ChiLin of Taiwan, manufacturing the display using specialized plastic optical components by 3M. Interestingly the rest of it will be manufactured by Quanta, who are, in OLPC words,

possibly the largest company few people have heard of. Quanta manufactures more laptops than any other company in the world (almost 1/3rd of the total made), whether branded HP or Apple or others.

OLPC are planning three generations of laptops with the first shipping in early 2007.

We’ve been avid followers of the OLPC or $100 laptop as it used to be called since the announcement of an order for 4 million machines.

One Laptop Per Child (OLPC)

Epson Endeavor ST100 Compact PC

Epson Endeavor ST100 Compact PCSlowly taking shape through the fug of a host of iffy Japanese web translations is the Epson Endeavor ST100, an ultra-small PC.

Looking very smart in its all-white finish, the Endeavor is a mere slip of a thing, measuring just 75x185x195mm and weighing in at an easy-to-lug-about 2.3kg.

To give you an idea of how small that is in the real world, Epson have released a picture of the PC box sitting pretty under an office phone, so if you’re fed up with having a ten-ton box hogging your valuable office space, this could be the PC for you,

Epson Endeavor ST100 Compact PCThe specs look like they’ll handle all your office jobs too, with the Endeavor being powered by a fairly beefy 2.33GHz Core 2 Duo T6700 mobile CPU.

Graphics are taken care of with an ATI Radeon Xpress 200M, a notebook-optimised card that sports a 350MHz graphics core speed and a 128-bit system memory interface.

Epson Endeavor ST100 Compact PCThere’s also a healthy 2GB of RAM onboard, with a generous 160GB 5400rpm SATA hard disk and a DL DVD burner for storing all your stuff.

No news on a release date yet but Epson have said that the unit will retail for a competitive €1,590.00 (£1,080).

[From Akihabara Nnews]

Evesham’s Light Book – World’s Lightest?

Evesham's Light Book - World's Lightest?UK PC vendors Evesham have rolled out what they’re claiming is the smallest and lightest notebook on the market to feature an optical drive.

Appropriately dubbed the ‘Light Book,’ the superlight lappie measures up at a slimline 283 x 238 x 35mm and weighs just 1.2kg.

Lurking inside its rather ordinary exterior is an Intel Core Solo low voltage processor, Intel GMA 950 video engine and a 12.1-inch XGA display (that’s 1024 x 768 pixels to you and me).

Evesham's Light Book - World's Lightest?What makes this wee laptop unusual is the fact that Evesham’s engineers have managed to wedge in a DVD/CDRW/Dual Layer DVD-RW drive, instead of offering the usual external optical drive bundled with most small laptops.

Users can fine-tune their own set-ups, but a typical £999 configuration comes with 512MB DDR 533 RAM, a reasonably capacious 60GB hard drive and a 4-in-1 card reader.

Connectivity options include built-in Wi-Fi, a CRT monitor output and three USB ports, with a Finger Print Identification system adding extra peace of mind.

Evesham's Light Book - World's Lightest?There’s also onboard audio and speakers and a battery life claimed at a healthy five hours, with an optional extended battery ramping uptime to a day-spanning ten hours.

Expected to start hitting the shelves in a few weeks, the laptops will come with Evesham’s three year warranty.

Evesham

Love TV In The Living Room, Hate Paying For It

Love TV In The Living Room, Hate Paying For itA new survey has revealed that UK consumers are way down with streaming and downloading audio-visual content into their living room, but they’re not so keen on paying for the stuff.

Research from the Olswang Convergence Consumer Survey 2006 showed that some 40% of UK consumers are already streaming or downloading audio-visual content onto their PCs, with nearly half of that total settling down to watch the content in their living room.

Of the content watched, it was found that punters preferred to watch full-length feature films and TV programmes on their PCs rather than shorter clips and trailers.

While the growing influence of the PC in the living room should spell good news for content creators and distributors, it seems that punters are definitely not warming to the idea of paying to receive the content on their home PCs.

Love TV In The Living Room, Hate Paying For itThe report found that half of those questioned weren’t prepared to pay a single Goddamn bean extra for streamed/downloaded content, with a further 18% only willing to cough up £2 per month for content, and 22% only happy to pay between £2 and £5.

Matthew Phillips, media, communications and technology partner at Olswang, commented, ” As broadcasters, rights holders and service providers continue to negotiate control over media rights, the key challenge is to offer a range of content which is broad enough for consumers to find something they want to watch and are willing to pay for.”

It seems that the battle isn’t just about getting people to pay for the content, but also getting them to actually pay attention.

Love TV In The Living Room, Hate Paying For itAccording to Olswang’s research, easily-distracted, multi-tasking consumers are paying less attention to watching programmes, with 46% of respondents busy emailing and 43% web surfing while watching television.

A bit like us then. Whoops!

Olswang

Orb MyCasting on Nokia N80 In US

Orb MyCasting on Nokia N80 In USOrb MyCasting has been grabbed by Nokia to be bundled in with the Nokia N80 Internet Edition, in the US only.

When US N80 owners are swanning around, they’ll be able to watch live TV, videos, listen to music and podcasts and video images on their PC. Not just that, but they can set programs to record on their PC from their mobiles.

The TV and media companies have not, to say the very least, been particularly keen on letting people do this. We’ll see if they come out against Nokia.

Back in August this year, Orb MyCasting were keen to “share”, that 19 months after the service was launched, they’ve had over 1.5m hours of digital media transfered over their service – equivalent to 125 years of media-idge. Interestingly up to 45 minutes per user per day, on average.

Orb has similar deals with companies such as AMD, Vodafone, Hauppauge, Intel and Creative Labs.

Programming video recordings is not unique – Sky TV has been offering this since July this year through their Mobile Sky+ Programming

Orb Networks

Sony Vaio LA Series All-In-One Desktop PC

Sony Vaio LA Series All-In-One Desktop PCSony Europe has announced the Vaio LA-Series, a striking all-in-one Media Centre which is sure to make a big statement on your desk (e.g. “I have pots of money” or, “keep your grubby mitts off my fashion statement transparent surround”).

Converging the PC and TV to provide a feast o’entertainment on your desktop, the unit features a specially developed motherboard to maintain its ultra slim profile, and is powered by the latest Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 2 GB of RAM.

Sony Vaio LA Series All-In-One Desktop PCIn a design not entirely unreminiscent of the iMac, the slim and sleek unit has all the components and gubbins neatly tucked away behind a large LCD screen.

The display looks stunning, with the spacious 19 inch WSXGA+ (1680 x 1050 pixels) flat screen framed by an oversized see-through border giving it a floating effect. We’re not sure if the display is glass, Perspex or humble plastic, but it sure looks mighty purdy to us.

Running on Windows XP Media Center edition, the Sony also includes a hybrid tuner delivering both analogue and digital terrestrial (DVB-T) channels, a hefty 250GB hard drive, DVD burner, Wi-Fi, Integrated Motion-Eye webcam and Remote Control.

Sony Vaio LA Series All-In-One Desktop PCIn line with the unit’s eye catching looks, there’s Sony comes bundled with a wireless keyboard and mouse in a stylish brushed aluminium finish, with the keyboard “folding up for a beautiful presentation when not in use.” Can’t say we’ve ever seen a beautifully presented keyboard before, but there you go.

Pricing details are a bit confusing, ranging from $2,499 on some sites to the more competitive price of $2,099.99 on Sony’s US website.

Via New Launches website

My Printer Hell

My Printer HellAlthough I know that shouting at computer components is unlikely to make them magically fix themselves, it somehow makes me feel a bit better.

Hard drives, monitors, soundcards and even keyboards have all felt the sharp lash of my tongue when they decide to stop working properly, but there is only one component that gets me so angry that I want to lob the fecking thing out of the window.

My useless Epson
Yep, we’re talking about my printer. My useless Epson Photo 985.

My Printer HellCursed with a jazz approach to functionality, it’s a moody number with a teenager’s approach to getting up.

Sometimes it decides that it doesn’t want to be disturbed from its nap, and no amount of bashing buttons or whispering encouraging words into its nozzles will change that fact.

Other times, it will burst into life with such enthusiasm I can only assume it’s ingested some sort of ink-based amphetamine, as reams of (often unrequested) copies keep on spitting out of the printer.

Flaky printer
To be fair, the Epson’s been a bit flaky for some time, although it only started really playing up a few days after its guarantee period expired (cue conspiracy theories about manufacturers building in pre-planned obsolescence. Or the printer just knowing).

Despite its quirks, it’s usually got there in the end after some shouting and prodding, so I’ve persevered with it over the years.

That is until this weekend, when it decided to go really downhill, with a near terminal decline timed to perfectly coincide with the delivery of a box of expensive new Epson inks (and yes, I have been buying the proper inks, despite the eye-wateringly expensive prices).

Picasso in a box
My printer clearly harbours some artistic ambitions, getting creative with my printouts by adding random lines, banding and sometimes even a psychedelic effect where individual colours are removed.

My Printer HellNaturally, the ‘clean heads’ option has little effect (apart from draining £££ inks at an accelerated rate) but just when I’m about to give up on the thing completely – whoosh! out comes a perfect print, with deep blacks and vibrant colours.

Sometimes it does this to lull me into a false sense of security: if I need to produce a photo quality print for a client, it’ll produce a perfect test print on bog standard paper, but as soon as it detects the lush lustre of expensive photographic paper, out come the usual streaks, bands and missing colours.

As an added tease, it’s also partial to starting off with a prefect print, and then letting the image slowly degrade until there’s barely a ghostly image left at the end of the page.

Hide and seek
It’s not all moody misprints though, with the Epson liking to wind up my desktop PC with prolonged hide and seek sessions.

I’ll be working on a document, I’ll press ‘print’ and – wooargh! – the computer’s telling me that the printer has somehow vanished off the face of the earth but, no – it’s still right there on the shelf in front of me.

Cue much red-faced shouting in Digi-Lifestyles towers:
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T FIND THE PRINTER?! It’s right there – look! – where it’s always been. RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, you useless piece of crap!”

Even when the Epson has deigned to let the desktop speak to it, the printer will suddenly shun all requests to print a document, producing a baffling ‘communication error’ onscreen.

This basically means, “there is nothing you can do now until we decide to let you print again.”

The only way to defeat this electronic rebellion is to reboot the machine – which can be a right pain when you’re in the middle of something.

Mind you, it won’t forget about those documents that it’s refused to print, so even when I’ve cancelled the print run and sent it to another printer and rebooted my PC, the Epson will suddenly spring into life – sometimes days later – and churn out endless copies of a cancelled document that it’s been secretly harbouring in its cache.

Like Hal in 2001, the Epson doesn’t like to be turned off either, so attempts to cancel ‘stuck’ documents by switching off the printer can be punished with an unexpected PC system reboot (how does it do that?!).

No one could accuse me of not trying to get the thing working either: it’s been uninstalled, reinstalled, moved about and plugged into a host of different USB ports and computers.

It’s had new drivers, old drivers, Peruvian incantations and prayers to the great Gods of the Ink Droplets.

Sing-a-longa-Epson
Occasionally, the printer takes a dislike to the music being played in the office and decides to start up a tune of its own, settling down to enjoy an elongated period of experimental electronic music involving random whirring, hissing and whining noises.

This mechanical racket can go on for some time, with long, teasing pauses in-between leaving me unable to concentrate as I wait for the next irritating bout of shuffling to kick in.

My Printer HellIt knows when things are urgent
One thing I can guarantee with near 100% certainly is that the really big printer problems will rear their head whenever there’s some sort of urgency involved.

About to go out and need to print off map directions? Cue instant printer meltdown!
Need to print out a letter in time for the last post? What better time for a random error message to appear!
Have to send off an urgent document? The perfect time for the ink readout to go from 75% to zero mid-print!

Conclusion
The very fact that I’ve found myself ranting so long about a bloody printer tells me that it’s high time I dumped the chump and bought a new one.

Which I’d love to do, except I’ve got that big pile of freshly purchased ink cartridges sitting unused on my desk (naturally, they’re only compatible with a handful of current printers and only work with Epson), so me and Epson are going to have to stick it out for a bit longer. It’ll be like Thatcher and Scargill stuck on a small desert island.

Meanwhile, my girlfriend’s older, cheaper, bottom-of-the-range printer continues to churn out top quality prints day after day.

Maybe she’s just got a better relationship with her printer than me.